Your morning routine reduced to only chugging some cappuccino flavored Joylent. Talk about efficiency!
We've added 200 milligrams of the purest caffeine to this version of Joylent. And, exactly one serving per bag results in even less hassle early in the morning.
healthy, fast, affordable & tasty
ETA: 1 business day + shipping
Bought some bags a while ago and tried one. It didn't taste like coffee or anything, just undefinable bad that I couldn't drink more that 3 mouths full of it. Well, at least there is a tr...
Really nice vanilla/coffee/cappuccino flavor
I found joylent wakeup to be quite delicious. The flavor is medium to light, and tastes like a nice mix of vanilla and cappuccino with a hint of sweetness. I've found the taste to be as strong...
Joylent Wakeup - Really needs help taste-wise
If this were just a taste review I'd give it 1 star, but the product is filling, convenient, and wakes you up so it's got that going for it. Still, I was really hoping it would even remot...
New year. New Goals. New Name.
This past year we had a lot of fun and overcame a lot of obstacles. Instead of trying to sell as much as possible, we focused on product quality and operational excellence. For example: to cater all of our customers in 86 countries across 5 continents who order a meal of Joylent every 12 seconds, we upscaled the capacity of our inhouse production to over 5.500 bags daily (up from 1.200 at the beginning of 2016).
Joylent is here to help you reach great heights.
Human life is way too short to waste time on meaningless achievements. We’re meant to reign supreme. To reach far away galaxies, climb soaring mountains, rank high in online Call of Duty rankings and, most of all, set world records for doing dumb stuff. While that may seem impossible at first, it’s do-able. If you know the tricks, that is. Here’s a Joylent guide to setting weird...
So you’re switching things up a bit in 2017? Great plan, you’re worth it. New Year’s resolutions make up the easy first step to becoming a better person. Now, actually doing it is where it gets hard.* How can a life loving individual eat healthier, spend less money, sport harder and be a nicer person all at the same damn time? Seems impossible. Unless, of course, you use Joylent to help you.
Healthy eating is like...
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