Are you curious AF? Got excellent taste buds? Have so much spare time because of using our products you have time left to help us out? Then we hereby invite you to join our new project: the Jimmy Joy test club.
So, our new food technologist isn’t only a star in acting all crazy at the office, he’s also really good in what he’s actually getting paid for: developing new flavours. We love the experiments he made us drink, but we feel like there’s one opinion that’s probably most important we haven’t heard yet, and that’s yours, of course. Because we’d love to hear if our new flavours resemble being kissed gently by kittens or are rather similar to acid combined with a hint of expired yoghurt, we decided we need you guys to try them out for us.
Here’s the deal: we send you a box with some of our tasty new mixes every one or two months (including some goodies!). In return we ask you to do a little taste-test and report back, along...
New year. New Goals. New Name.
This past year we had a lot of fun and overcame a lot of obstacles. Instead of trying to sell as much as possible, we focused on product quality and operational excellence. For example: to cater all of our customers in 86 countries across 5 continents who order a meal of Jimmy Joy every 12 seconds, we upscaled the capacity of our inhouse production to over 5.500 bags daily (up from 1.200 at the beginning of 2016).
Also, thanks to the ideas of our beloved fulfillment guys and girl (yes, the people who draw on your orders when requested), we changed the fulfillment process which made it much more efficient. We can now send out orders on the same day they are placed all the way up to 2pm in the afternoon. We even reached this goal on our record day, Black Friday (in which we doubled our last record day, the launch of the Twennybar, and sold more than 40.000 meals. Wuuuut!?).
Breaking the News
Ok, everyone hold onto their knickers. We’re going to...
Jimmy Joy is here to help you reach great heights.
Human life is way too short to waste time on meaningless achievements. We’re meant to reign supreme. To reach far away galaxies, climb soaring mountains, rank high in online Call of Duty rankings and, most of all, set world records for doing dumb stuff. While that may seem impossible at first, it’s do-able. If you know the tricks, that is. Here’s a Jimmy Joy guide to setting weird World Records the easy way.
Pick an easy target
Look, you’re not gonna hop around the world on one leg just to make a point. Let’s just keep it easy, alright? Better yet, keep it extremely easy. Look up all the World Records that have been set to this day and pick one that can be beaten. Just google ‘easy world records to break’. For now, let’s just assume you’re going to set a world record eating the planet’s largest amount of Plenny Shake–which we discourage strongly–for fun’s...
So you’re switching things up a bit in 2017? Great plan, you’re worth it. New Year’s resolutions make up the easy first step to becoming a better person. Now, actually doing it is where it gets hard.* How can a life loving individual eat healthier, spend less money, sport harder and be a nicer person all at the same damn time? Seems impossible. Unless, of course, you use Jimmy Joy to help you.
Healthy eating is like responsible skating. It can be done, but it will definitely get boring fast. To avoid that pour some Plenny Shake into your mouth and BOOM, you’re fed. If you play your cards right, you won’t have to eat ever again. We advice against that though, since most unhealthy food tastes awesome.
Work out more
Staying in shape is the hardest thing mankind has been trying to do since reaching the moon. Luckily, some 30 years after we set foot on luna Jimmy Joy introduced a Sport edition making it possible for the human race to stay...
2016 has been another crazy year for us. The third one in a row, to be exact. We delivered a huge amount of Jimmy Joy all around the planet and by doing so, we did our fair share of spreading joy to the world. To give you an impression, we’ve gathered the most mind boggling stats about last year. This was our 2016 in a bunch of numbers:
13612 emails were sent by our customer service this year. They were kind of shocked when they saw that number.
85 different countries received Jimmy Joy this year. That’s about 43% of the total amount of countries in the world!
15500 kilometers (9630 miles) to French Polynesia was our farthest shipment to date. For fun, check out this map:
1250 games of ping pong have been played in our office. Data on who won the most games is skewed.
10 on a scale of 10! That’s what we give you guys and girls because we love you whatever year it is.
Have a great 2017!
Ah, good ol’ holiday season has arrived. Time of jolliness and stuff. Unless you’re a loner, r a person that just doesn’t enjoy Christmas much. As a matter of fact, there’s a lot of real reasons to be alone this Christmas. We understand. We ourselves feel lonely every Christmas. Because let’s be honest it’s just not the right holiday for fast, efficient and cheap food. So we figured we’d share our tips to having some good ol’ solo Christmas fun.
Serve a Jimmy Joy Christmas dinner
Who cares if you have some kind of stuffed chicken you aren’t going to finish anyway? And would you rather spend 24+ hours in the kitchen or 5 minutes? Do you prefer 100% of the all the nutrients you need or just some small portion? Let’s face it, without people around, you might as well have some Chocolate Plenny Shake for dinner.
Normally we try to save you time, but in this case, you have two entire days on your hands....
We’re in the business of making your life easy and fun. We try to accomplish that by making delicious complete meals that save you the time, effort and money you need to spend on fun things. But every once in awhile we also try to provide you with some fun stuff ourselves. This year, our marketing team (read: our illustrator Josse) has been working their asses off to give you silly memes, funny pics and cute little gifs. This right here is a collection of the thing you guys liked the best, or we thought were worth sharing again. Have fun.
Niftiest monday post
Most convincing before / after
We all know Jimmy Joy is capable of a lot. Feeding us, saving us time, money, effort, and so forth. Still, it’s a product that’s designed to be used in prosperous times. Fun times, happy times. But what happens when shit hits the fan? Ya’ll know what I’m talking about: What happens when zombies attack?
Don’t panic. Even during a zombie apocalypse, Jimmy Joy has your back. Recent scientific research shows that our tasty products are remarkably effective in battle against our undead opponents. So, without further ado, here’s a summary of how Jimmy Joy might be able to save your life during a zombie invasion. Please read it very carefully, print it out in threefold and be sure to have a print in your bomb shelter at all times.
Stuff your fallout shelter with our Jimmy Joy
There are five keys elements that will help you survive a zombie raid on your bunker: oxygen, water, secure space, food and weaponry. A delicate balance between these things is...
Lee Primeau has been eating nothing but our Plenny Shake for six months. Just as an experiment. The six months are now a wrap and we’re glad to announce Lee is still very much alive and kicking. Not only that, he has some medical evidence to back it up. Since he’s a BSc Food and Nutrition student with the University of Alabama, he went and got his blood tested before, during and after the experiment. You can read all about it on Lee’s own blog here: https://eathealthleeblog.wordpress.com/. But we also tried to sum up the results and make it readable for y’allz. But TL;DR, he’s perfectly healthy.
First, the good stuff
Ideally, you want the ratio between your high-density lipoprotein (good cholesterol) and overall cholesterol below 3,5 to 1. When Lee started his experiment his ratio was 3,5 to 1. After a month of Plenny Shakes it dropped to 3,2 to 1. Which is good, because that gives you less chance of heart disease.
Lee began the...
Jimmy Joy's products are made for almost everyone. Though, some people seem to enjoy it even more than others, like students, for example - and we know why. There’s barely any time for studying in a party-filled life, never mind preparing decent food. Here at Jimmy Joy, we see it as our duty to support the great minds of tomorrow. So we thought it would be a great idea to put together a nice guide on how to use Jimmy Joy products to binge
drink study as efficiently as possible.
Your Twennybar is key
Are you studying so hard there’s barely any time left to put together a shake? Is drinking prohibited in the library? Are you hungry in traffic? Say no more. The Twennybar is here to save the day. Twenty percent of everything you need in a tasty bar the size of a small remote control.
Buy in bulk
As with most stuff, it pays to buy in bulk. The more Jimmy Joy products you stock up on, the cheaper it gets. This way our amazingly cheap powdered food gets even...